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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

How nice that Jewish Republicans are now a threat! -to Jewish Democrats!

(Author Unknown)
Having received the email “YIDDISH CURSES TO USE ON JEWISH REPUBLICANS,” (attached) I was moved to create a similar, more rational, list for consideration. My list is shorter, since I actually have constructive, socially redeeming things to do with my time, as opposed to my liberal friends who have plenty of time to play on their computers and their x-boxes and their iPads and talk on their iPhones and watch their flat panel TVs while they are waiting for their government welfare checks to arrive. Also, my list is couched in terms of “wishes for the best” rather than the “curses” contained in the attached email because, as opposed to my liberal friends, I want this country to prosper, not devolve into a third world socialist nanny state. And I don’t wish bad things on people who think differently than I do, as opposed to my liberal friends who belittle, hate and dismiss as stupid anyone who they don’t think is smart enough to see the obvious “truths” that they see.

So here goes…
May you never have a rare disease that can’t be treated with prescription drugs, not because such drugs are beyond the reach of medical science but because these drugs couldn’t be developed since the drug companies were not allowed to amortize the high costs of creating such a drug.
May you never see the day when Israel is condemned by the United Nations as racist because they refuse to adopt Sharia Law and their law of the land.
May you never have unremitting hip pain and can’t receive a hip replacement for 6 years 3 months and 25 days because that is the current wait time to see a specialist.
May you never see the day when the term “American” is stricken from all use in the United States because there is the concern that it might offend the huge number of people in this country who aren’t Americans.
May you never have an upper respiratory infection that progresses to pneumonia because the two general practitioners still practicing in your state (doctors trained at the Bangalore Upper School of Medicine and Safe Driving) have too long a backlog to see you in a timely fashion (and when they do, they mis-diagnose your condition as constipation).
May you never see the day when your child or grandchild is refused admission to the university of their choice because their slot was given to the illegitimate child of an illegal alien with half the test scores of your little darling because, after all, the child of the illegal had a much more difficult time of it growing up.
May you never find yourself lost and standed in a village of Palestinian Muslims – in Detroit.
May you never see the day when, having been turned down for a loan by all of the fiscally responsible states of Europe (i.e. Germany), the US is refused a loan by Greece on the grounds that it would be too risky an investment for the Greek economy.
May you never grow like an ostrich with your head in the ground, dreaming only pleasant thoughts about the intentions of the people around you who are stealthily approaching with knives and an ostrich cookbook.
May you never have to rely on Social Security or Medicare which are not around anymore, having been overspent into oblivion while the liberals never got up the cojones to make changes to make them solvent.
May you never hear your grandson give his Bar Mitzvah speech on how Barak Obama was the greatest President of the modern age (actually, there’s not much chance of that).
May you never see the day when the legacy that you have worked so hard to accumulate is devastated by inheritance taxes to a) fund the construction of a new headquarters for the UN and b) give another $500 million to Solyndra III which, this time, promises – and they really mean it this time – not to go bankrupt (at least, not until after the election).
While we’re on taxes, May you never see the day when your share of the National Debt is $5,987,764,657,888,302,531.87 because the number of the tax payers (you know, those people who actually produce something and sign their checks on the front) in the US has been reduced to 534 and the people who sign their checks on the back resent the fact that those 534 are not paying enough in taxes.
And finally, to end on a positive note, May you soon realize that many of the enemies you have been taught (since you were in the womb) to look for and fear on your right have disappeared and that now many of those enemies of Jews and Israel are on your left.
( ... respectfully written by a Conservative Jewish friend)

Subject: YIDDISH CURSES TO USE ON JEWISH REPUBLICANS

May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform. And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn't take your insurance. And may that Nobel Laureate be your son.May your son the doctor introduce you to his fiancée, Bristol Palin.May you spend your whole life supporting and for and sending money to Israel, and may you one day be actually forced to move there. May you find yourself lost and stranded in a village of Palestinian Muslims, and may you be treated only with dignity, kindness and respect.May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people whocome visit you be Mormon missionaries.May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground, andthen may the ground be fracked.May you live to a hundred and twenty without Social Securityor Medicare.May you  feast every day on chopped liver with onions,chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish,braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A.May the secretary your husband is schtupping depend on Planned Parenthood for her birth control.May your son be elected President, and may you have no  idea what you did with his goddamn birth certificate. May you make a fortune, and lose it all in one of Sheldon Adelson’s casinos. May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all socialist garment workers. May your child give his Bar Mitzvah speech on the genius of Ayn Rand.May God give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca. May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it  uninhabitable. May you have a large store, and have it all dismantled by vulture capitalists. May you grow so rich that your widow’s second husband is thrilled they repealed the estate tax. May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition.May you find yourself insisting to a roomful of skeptics that your great-grandmother was "legitimately" raped by Cossacks.May the state of Arizona expand their definition of"suspected illegal immigrants" to "anyone who doesn't  ."May your grandchildren baptize you after you're dead.

( ... respectfully forwarded from a Jewish  friend)
 


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Subject: How nice that Jewish Republicans are now a threat! -to Jewish Democrats!
Having received the email "YIDDISH CURSES TO USE ON JEWISH REPUBLICANS," (attached) I was moved to create a similar, more rational, list for consideration. My list is shorter, since I actually have constructive, socially redeeming things to do with my time, as opposed to my liberal friends who have plenty of time to play on their computers and their x-boxes and their iPads and talk on their iPhones and watch their flat panel TVs while they are waiting for their government welfare checks to arrive. Also, my list is couched in terms of "wishes for the best" rather than the "curses" contained in the attached email because, as opposed to my liberal friends, I want this country to prosper, not devolve into a third world socialist nanny state. And I don't wish bad things on people who think differently than I do, as opposed to my liberal friends who belittle, hate and dismiss as stupid anyone who they don't think is smart enough to see the obvious "truths" that they see.

So here goes…
May you never have a rare disease that can't be treated with prescription drugs, not because such drugs are beyond the reach of medical science but because these drugs couldn't be developed since the drug companies were not allowed to amortize the high costs of creating such a drug.
May you never see the day when Israel is condemned by the United Nations as racist because they refuse to adopt Sharia Law and their law of the land.
May you never have unremitting hip pain and can't receive a hip replacement for 6 years 3 months and 25 days because that is the current wait time to see a specialist.
May you never see the day when the term "American" is stricken from all use in the United States because there is the concern that it might offend the huge number of people in this country who aren't Americans.
May you never have an upper respiratory infection that progresses to pneumonia because the two general practitioners still practicing in your state (doctors trained at the Bangalore Upper School of Medicine and Safe Driving) have too long a backlog to see you in a timely fashion (and when they do, they mis-diagnose your condition as constipation).
May you never see the day when your child or grandchild is refused admission to the university of their choice because their slot was given to the illegitimate child of an illegal alien with half the test scores of your little darling because, after all, the child of the illegal had a much more difficult time of it growing up.
May you never find yourself lost and standed in a village of Palestinian Muslims – in Detroit.
May you never see the day when, having been turned down for a loan by all of the fiscally responsible states of Europe (i.e. Germany), the US is refused a loan by Greece on the grounds that it would be too risky an investment for the Greek economy.
May you never grow like an ostrich with your head in the ground, dreaming only pleasant thoughts about the intentions of the people around you who are stealthily approaching with knives and an ostrich cookbook.
May you never have to rely on Social Security or Medicare which are not around anymore, having been overspent into oblivion while the liberals never got up the cojones to make changes to make them solvent.
May you never hear your grandson give his Bar Mitzvah speech on how Barak Obama was the greatest President of the modern age (actually, there's not much chance of that).
May you never see the day when the legacy that you have worked so hard to accumulate is devastated by inheritance taxes to a) fund the construction of a new headquarters for the UN and b) give another $500 million to Solyndra III which, this time, promises – and they really mean it this time – not to go bankrupt (at least, not until after the election).
While we're on taxes, May you never see the day when your share of the National Debt is $5,987,764,657,888,302,531.87 because the number of the tax payers (you know, those people who actually produce something and sign their checks on the front) in the US has been reduced to 534 and the people who sign their checks on the back resent the fact that those 534 are not paying enough in taxes.
And finally, to end on a positive note, May you soon realize that many of the enemies you have been taught (since you were in the womb) to look for and fear on your right have disappeared and that now many of those enemies of Jews and Israel are on your left.
( ... respectfully written by a Conservative Jewish friend)

Subject: YIDDISH CURSES TO USE ON JEWISH REPUBLICANS

May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world, the winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine, is able to perform. And may he be unable to perform it because he doesn't take your insurance. And may that Nobel Laureate be your son.May your son the doctor introduce you to his fiancée, Bristol Palin.May you spend your whole life supporting and for and sending money to Israel, and may you one day be actually forced to move there. May you find yourself lost and stranded in a village of Palestinian Muslims, and may you be treated only with dignity, kindness and respect.May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people whocome visit you be Mormon missionaries.May you grow like an onion with your head in the ground, andthen may the ground be fracked.May you live to a hundred and twenty without Social Securityor Medicare.May you  feast every day on chopped liver with onions,chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish,braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A.May the secretary your husband is schtupping depend on Planned Parenthood for her birth control.May your son be elected President, and may you have no  idea what you did with his goddamn birth certificate. May you make a fortune, and lose it all in one of Sheldon Adelson's casinos. May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who were all socialist garment workers. May your child give his Bar Mitzvah speech on the genius of Ayn Rand.May God give you a daughter-in-law who is as kind as she is beautiful, as patient as she is rich, as wise as she is devoted, a virtuous woman in every way. And then may a ballot initiative invalidate her marriage to your fat lump Rebecca. May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it  uninhabitable. May you have a large store, and have it all dismantled by vulture capitalists. May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband is thrilled they repealed the estate tax. May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition.May you find yourself insisting to a roomful of skeptics that your great-grandmother was "legitimately" raped by Cossacks.May the state of Arizona expand their definition of"suspected illegal immigrants" to "anyone who doesn't  ."May your grandchildren baptize you after you're dead.

( ... respectfully forwarded from a Jewish  friend)


 

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